I'm a good friend because I help with homework

@ninjapenguinattacks:: 3. What is the impact of sunlight on earth?
Me:: It makes Edward Cullen sparkle, DUH!
@ninjapenguinattacks:: 7. Why are questions more important than answers in science?
@ninjapenguinattacks:: seriously?
Me:: Answer: The word "question" includes the word "quest," and science is a journey for knowledge. All "answer" has going for it is that it can be rearranged to form "swear'n'" and then you can say it like a redneck.
@ninjapenguinattacks:: yes very very true
Me:: i should, clearly, be in this class
Me:: i am full of wisdom
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 Mysteriously, she hasn't asked for my help again...