December 2009
127 posts
Girl behind me in the suckiest sports bar on earth just said the Eiffel tower was bombed on 9/11.
Thing I have discovered while visiting my grandparents in florida: old people really like fake plants.
Car ride to FL, hour four: I am pretty sure the “woman” at McDonald’s stirred my coffee with her penis.
“A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without...”
– ~Edward P. Morgan (via ilovereadingandwriting) (via booklover)
Also, you should try getting blood on the wall when you fall too, because it’s really delightful to sit there icing your right hand with edamame and using your left hand to sponge blood off the wall because you know your mom will be mad if she wakes up and you left a mess.
Hey, you know what’s really fun? Falling down the stairs and landing with all your weight on your right hand in the middle of the night because it was dark and you were thirsty and didn’t want to wake your family up by turning on the lights. It’s great. I highly recommend it.
“There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.”
– Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957) (via insearchofthemoon) (via booklover)
lickystickypickyme:
Norah Jones - Turn me on
“Are we not like two volumes of one book?”
– Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
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“The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The...”
– Pablo Neruda (via onhershelf) (via booklover)
in space, no one can hear you caps lock.
flickflickflicker:
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people also can’t hear you pop lock, but that doesn’t mean you should do it.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(978): your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I want to find this person and play charades with him/her.